Another Day at the Dole Office

Hello follow humans, pigs, trees, furniture and political activists.

Today, I'm angry and also very relaxed at the same time. How can this be? Well it is like a submerged pair of trousers really. The same way that a bicycle without wheels grinds to a halt or the build up of electrical static charges holding a hat onto a bald man's head. These are just the basics really similar to the breakdown of a domestic water bill. Perhaps the surface water charge is too high. Obviously static energy is affected by gender, age or follicle thickness of the subject/agent. In this case an ambeint beef sandwich was divided into the left and right pockets equally. This was achieved by cutting/ripping the sandwich in half.

Some people say that what I write about here is simple and some type of babble. This hypothesis is actually correct but often not evident until afterwards. Perhaps on the train or the bus when activity in the frontal lobe is increased due to Blue Perm Syndrome (BPS) and Active Leg Friction (ALF). These are typical variations of the same theory and when placed along side what is already known about shoes salespersons, makes for very interesting reading. I suggested this at a conference earlier this year and was physically laughed out of the room. It is a dichotomous injustice that some people believe that trousers can not be nostalgic or purple.

If fashion and science can not be pummelled into an equilibrium of dark matter then where can we stand during the riot. I doubt that even a seagull would know which way to fly if these events occurred. Perhaps it would be similar to being turned upside down in the drum of an overloaded washing machine of soiled underpants. If this is what we are currently facing, and it looks that way, then it may be time to seek remedial action.

I'm talking about prevention. If we can prevent this and maybe other things as well then it may be possible to stop this getting out of hand. They often say that prevention is better than a cure but I disagree entirely. In this case it would be much more reassuring to have a cure than see a man in a day-glow jacket waving his silly short arms at me.

None of this would ever have happened if Scargill had been re-elected. There is no contingency plan for the green grocer who finds his most popular oranges devastated by citrus bore weevil. The customer is denied access. The fruit-man denied return on his investment, time and energy and in addition burden of discarding the remnants of pith.

There is little more to be stated on this matter apart from not reading too much into the arthritic conditions of lockjaw whilst waiting for the traffic lights to change.

Keith Doughnut
Making A Stand Against Everything