Saturday, June 11, 2011

How does the XFree86 server differ from the X.org server

What areLinux X Servers?

Simon Cowell and all those other non-celebrity cretins wouldn't know the X factor if it appeared on screen in a blur of vignette lines amid a halo of highly charged static particles. Mulder and Scully never really shed much light on the X-files either. There tension grabbing antics never really translated to the small screen of a grey 12 inch CRT monitor. Skulls were often crunched but numbers and integers where left to their own devices. X men,XXX films and Austrailian lager (brewed in the UK) that clearly states that they don't give a (four X),  XXXX about anything else. Clothing used to arrive in Small, Medium and Large. Instead of adding Huge, Obese and Morbidly Obese, those mothertrucking sales and marketing divas added XL, XXL and XXXL. If you'are bigger than that you don't need clothes because you are staying indoors.

So what the hell is X? It is simply a program.

to be continued...

Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Spam Appreciation Society

Welcome to Keith Doughnut Speaks.

A genuine blog by a real person. I state this because in the medlam of modern life, some buffoon with a face like an old lady's muff keeps posting their finest spam offerings in the comments.

I can't help it, the spam filter sends me the spam, I read it, digest it and when I've stopped laughing at, usually leave it there going cold and stale in the trash can [or dustbin for anyone from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and/or Ireland]

If the spam reaches a level of absurdity that defies belief, I take out all the URLS and any other code, and then re-post it with my own made up web address instead. See the utterly shit example below - a genuine example of the utter toss that some cretin has created using their wives pants as a stencil.

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "HSBC Blocked My Credit Card":

Hi everyone at keithdoughnut.blogspot.com
including headsets, gps, electronics, charts, maps, kneeboards, flight bags,
companies with wholesale industrial products, equipment materials, and supplies.
National supplier of polyethylene bags and PE film for packaging, shipping
Industrial assembly services utilize bonding adhesive materials and liquid
Links to manufacturers, and suppliers of new and used wine making equipment.
 

http://ishaggedapig.co.cc/thenwrotethiswithmydick.com

what a load of...


I'm bored of writing this now and the stupid italic thing keeps coming on...fanny batter


Keith Doughnut
Spam Vomit Police Squad [SVPS] and Square Bracket User