Hello Reader you will (probably) be safe here!
You may have spent the entire day wondering what the heck Keith Doughnut has been doing. In the end the need to know became too much of a burden to carry on your shoulders. This is why you are here despite your partner and children screaming for their dinner, the dog is going nuts because he wants a walk and the meter man is ringing your doorbell to take a reading, yet you are here on my website reading this post!
Therefore I will rapidly put your misery to the sword and reveal what I spent the day doing. It is this creative sticker (see image below) that you can place on any door. Cupboards, Cars, Toilets etc. If for some reason you do not see the image below I will tell you what is written on it.
In the event of a disaster please remove this door and wear it on your back for protection
Try adding one to your grandmothers freezer or on all the doors in your place of work. Slap them on all the cupboards, cars, buses, people, animals or anywhere else you can think of. The only problem you need to solve is how to make them stick. Try some type of adhesive or print them on special "sticker" paper.
You can place these stickers everywhere (or anywhere) and if you are really lucky(I wasn't) you might even get away without getting beaten up by your colleagues.
Cheers for visiting my quarry.
K
eith Doughnut
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